A MAN WHO CAN’T SMILE ON COMMAND

I’m a poet and former professor of creative writing.

Don’t believe me? Here are my ratemyprofessor.com reviews.

Please watch this totally normal video I made as part of a job application

(I did not get the job).

dylanjamesweir@gmail.com | (847) 989-6939 | Resume

THE GIGS

BADER RUTTER | COPYWRITER | 2024 - PRESENT

HAVAS CHICAGO | JR. COPYWRITER | 2023 - 2024

COLUMBIA COLLEGE | ENGLISH & CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR | 2019-2023

UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN | ENGLISH & CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR | 2015-2019

YOUNG CHICAGO AUTHORS | DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE | 2013 - 2015

THE GRADs

UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN | MFA, CREATIVE WRITING

DEPAUL UNIVERSITY | MA, ENGLISH LIT

COLORADO UNIVERSITY | BA, ENGLISH

ANOTHER DUMB ‘G’ WORD

UNITED ADWORKERS 99 AWARDS | MERIT | 2025

YOUNG ONES | CRAFT IN WRITING - MERIT | 2023

CLIO | EMERGING CREATIVE AWARD | SHORTLIST | 2023