A MAN WHO CAN’T SMILE ON COMMAND
I’m a poet and former professor of creative writing.
Don’t believe me? Here are my ratemyprofessor.com reviews.
Please watch this totally normal video I made as part of a job application
(I did not get the job).
dylanjamesweir@gmail.com | (847) 989-6939 | Resume
THE GIGS
BADER RUTTER | COPYWRITER | 2024 - PRESENT
HAVAS CHICAGO | JR. COPYWRITER | 2023 - 2024
COLUMBIA COLLEGE | ENGLISH & CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR | 2019-2023
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN | ENGLISH & CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR | 2015-2019
YOUNG CHICAGO AUTHORS | DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE | 2013 - 2015
THE GRADs
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN | MFA, CREATIVE WRITING
DEPAUL UNIVERSITY | MA, ENGLISH LIT
COLORADO UNIVERSITY | BA, ENGLISH
ANOTHER DUMB ‘G’ WORD
UNITED ADWORKERS 99 AWARDS | MERIT | 2025
YOUNG ONES | CRAFT IN WRITING - MERIT | 2023
CLIO | EMERGING CREATIVE AWARD | SHORTLIST | 2023